If you need any more details. help or information. please feel free to contact me. Obviously, as Patrician of Ankh-Morpock, one is fairly busy at all times with affairs of state, reminding mime artists to "learn the words" and suchlike, but I do make time every day to try and answer normal mail. Please send any requests via Ebay or direct on 0793 1212124. There may even be a small monthly prize for anyone who makes me laugh - via the written word.

Okay, the hard bit. I prefer payment by Paypal in GBP's but will not accept e-cheques. Uncrossed postal orders are fine, as is cash on collection - anyone turning up in person who can answer a Discworld question correctly can also avoid the 50p surcharge. If you purchase, please pay soonest, as it saves me taking out contracts with the Guild of Assassins. After 7 days, unless I have received some form of grovelling explanation from you about non-payment, I will relist and report non-payment. These things make me angry, but if you have a story, tell me before I have to ask - against appearances, I am quite understanding (apart from mime artists.)

Drumknott, my secretary, normal pops down to see Mr. von Lipwig most days about 3pm, taking any items which were paid for before noon, to the mail coaches. However, there are occassions where he has more pressing things to deal with, but he never misses two days, so your items will arrive with all due haste. Oh yes, and I expect him to wrap despatches in the same manner I would expect to receive arrivals.